Are you suffering from Chronic Chrono-Amnesia?

SEVERALGIA®
BECAUSE MEMORY IS THE FIRST THING TO GO  ·  20MG

"The first clinically-developed treatment for Chronic Chrono-Amnesia — indicated for knowledge workers who cannot reconstruct their own work history."

CLINICAL PRESENTATION — Do you experience any of the following?

☐Inability to recall what you did yesterday

If you experience 3 or more of these symptoms, consult a SEVERALGIA® diagnostic today. This checklist is not a substitute for professional diagnosis by your line manager.

CLINICAL EFFICACY DATA
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of users able to fill timesheets without opening four apps simultaneously

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more billable hours recovered vs. unaided recollection

*STATISTICS GENERATED BY THE SAME AI USED TO PRODUCE YOUR DIGESTS. THE MANUFACTURER MAKES NO CLAIMS ABOUT CLINICAL VALIDITY.

℞ PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED — LIMITED SUPPLY

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By submitting this form you acknowledge that you are a knowledge worker experiencing one or more symptoms of Chronic Chrono-Amnesia. Access is subject to clinical availability. SEVERALGIA® reserves the right to prioritise patients with the most acute billing anxiety. Not a substitute for professional time-tracking advice.

SEVERALGIA® (sev·er·al·gi·a 20mg) is indicated for the symptomatic relief of temporal amnesia following intensive knowledge-work sessions. Not a substitute for actual memory. Do not use SEVERALGIA® if you are allergic to accurate time-tracking. Common side effects include: sudden awareness of how much you actually work, mild invoice confidence, and the irresistible urge to log hours immediately. Consult your project manager before use. SEVERALGIA® is not approved by any regulatory body. This is a diagnostic software tool.  ·  LOT: SV-2026-0224  ·  ©2026 SEVERALGIA®  ·  NOT FOR RECREATIONAL TIME TRACKING

Person experiencing the symptoms of Severalgia

STOCK SUBJECT IS A PORTRAYAL. INDIVIDUAL RESULTS MAY VARY. PATIENT DEPICTED MAY NOT HAVE HAD ACCESS TO SEVERALGIA® AT TIME OF PHOTOGRAPH.